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 Wow, look at this empty page!

Have an inbox for Taiga at Starsand!  Fascinating, right?  It looks very professional and cool.

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un: starlight

[spacialeyes]

[Sometime after this, Taiga is getting an out of context message.]

Hello. Aisaka-san? This is Yumeno Yuuto.

Ryoko has talked about you a lot and I liked talking to you myself recently. Actually, I think that I like you a lot. You seem really cool and interesting.

Would you like to go somewhere with me? Just the two of us. I want to get to know you better and learn to like you even more!

un: mmacarons

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[ Despite the inevitable confused gesturing and short circuiting at Ryoko that followed reading this message, Taiga can't get over how... whatever that is... Yuuto's wording is. ]

u mean as friends right
right????????????????????

[ She doesn't even give him a chance to respond before sending another message. ]

RIGHT?

[spacialeyes]

Oh!!! No

I mean!

Only if I deserve such an honor???

[Calling him a friend so soon..! Yuuto could die of happiness.]

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no??? what
are kami not supposed to have friends? is that not allowed??? it doesn't have to be friends if youll get in trouble?
business partner??? worshipper? attendant??????

[spacialeyes]

Am I not a very troublesome person to know??

Making friends is very hard for me.

But I’d do my best for you!!

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you sure the problem isn’t you giving love confessions to ppl ur talking to?

[spacialeyes]

WHAT?

No I

I never said the word ‘love’ this time!!! I was super good!

I mean, I can love you

We’re friends

I’ll love you more with time

But I didn’t say it!

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WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT LOVE THIS IS PISSING ME OFF

[ oh. wait. uh. ]

i uh. didn’t mean that at you. i have to be good for christmas don’t tell anyone i was rude. im sorry

let’s be friends yes friends sounds like a good idea

[spacialeyes]

um

Um um um

Aisaka-san, have I upset you?

Are you having love problems too?

I’ll shut up and be good. I do not want to ruin Christmas.

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NO NO ITS OK SHUT UP. NO DONT SHUT UP. IM SORRY ITS FINE.

you’re not ruining christmas!!! we should go somewhere! you have to learn about santa!!!!

[ or maybe somewhere with icy water so she can stick her head in it and stop feeling like a hot mess of a person ]

[spacialeyes]

YES

Love problems are kinda common around here-

NO?

oh

OKAY

wait what’s Santa?

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[ yes this is perfect no more talk of love, just talk of santa ]

he's like... the father of christmas! on christmas eve he goes around the world on his reindeer sleigh and gives presents to all the kiddos! he always knows the perfect gifts! but if you're a naughty kid, he might give you coal instead...

idk if he can show up here, so i'm gonna do work in his stead to make sure everyone gets a present!

[spacialeyes]

[Congrats. You’ve made contact with Yuuto’s inner child and distracted him from love talk.




For now.]

Do you need a flying sleigh?

I can do that!!

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wait. like for real???

[spacialeyes]

Yes. My power allows me to make things fly around.

I would need to find a sleigh first, but I could make it fly for you! Would that help?

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that sounds dangerous. ryoko would be pissed at us both for being so reckless. idk about you, but i've never driven a sleigh before either.

lets do it.

[spacialeyes]

She needs a break. We should invite her to ride along!

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we might have to trick her... but you're right! it'd be a good break!

[spacialeyes]

That's easy. We just don't tell her that it's a flying sled.

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has anyone ever told you that you're a genius?

[spacialeyes]

No one appreciates my out-of-the-box thinking!

Speaking of Ryoko.

Do you know if anyone is knitting her a scarf?

1/2

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well, you're a genius and people should appreciate it more!

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[ wait tho. scarf... knitting a scarf for her..... why....

oh right. there's been things going on outside of her own party preparations ]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa if anyone is it isnt me HOW DO YOU EVEN KNIT

[spacialeyes]

[be... good... taiga is a fellow agent of chaos...]

oh no.

Everyone else that I know already picked someone to knit for. Ryoko will get left out.

If only you would knit a scarf for her.

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[ he's being a shit, isn't he? he absolutely is!!! ]

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KNIT? I CAN BARELY BRAID MY HAIR ISN'T KNITTING A BILLION TIMES HARDER???

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