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 Wow, look at this empty page!

Have an inbox for Taiga at Starsand!  Fascinating, right?  It looks very professional and cool.

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WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT LOVE THIS IS PISSING ME OFF

[ oh. wait. uh. ]

i uh. didn’t mean that at you. i have to be good for christmas don’t tell anyone i was rude. im sorry

let’s be friends yes friends sounds like a good idea

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um

Um um um

Aisaka-san, have I upset you?

Are you having love problems too?

I’ll shut up and be good. I do not want to ruin Christmas.

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NO NO ITS OK SHUT UP. NO DONT SHUT UP. IM SORRY ITS FINE.

you’re not ruining christmas!!! we should go somewhere! you have to learn about santa!!!!

[ or maybe somewhere with icy water so she can stick her head in it and stop feeling like a hot mess of a person ]

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YES

Love problems are kinda common around here-

NO?

oh

OKAY

wait what’s Santa?

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[ yes this is perfect no more talk of love, just talk of santa ]

he's like... the father of christmas! on christmas eve he goes around the world on his reindeer sleigh and gives presents to all the kiddos! he always knows the perfect gifts! but if you're a naughty kid, he might give you coal instead...

idk if he can show up here, so i'm gonna do work in his stead to make sure everyone gets a present!

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[Congrats. You’ve made contact with Yuuto’s inner child and distracted him from love talk.




For now.]

Do you need a flying sleigh?

I can do that!!

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wait. like for real???

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Yes. My power allows me to make things fly around.

I would need to find a sleigh first, but I could make it fly for you! Would that help?

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that sounds dangerous. ryoko would be pissed at us both for being so reckless. idk about you, but i've never driven a sleigh before either.

lets do it.

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She needs a break. We should invite her to ride along!

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we might have to trick her... but you're right! it'd be a good break!

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That's easy. We just don't tell her that it's a flying sled.

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has anyone ever told you that you're a genius?

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No one appreciates my out-of-the-box thinking!

Speaking of Ryoko.

Do you know if anyone is knitting her a scarf?

1/2

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well, you're a genius and people should appreciate it more!

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[ wait tho. scarf... knitting a scarf for her..... why....

oh right. there's been things going on outside of her own party preparations ]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa if anyone is it isnt me HOW DO YOU EVEN KNIT

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[be... good... taiga is a fellow agent of chaos...]

oh no.

Everyone else that I know already picked someone to knit for. Ryoko will get left out.

If only you would knit a scarf for her.

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[ he's being a shit, isn't he? he absolutely is!!! ]

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KNIT? I CAN BARELY BRAID MY HAIR ISN'T KNITTING A BILLION TIMES HARDER???

whatdoido

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Well, if it was for Ryoko...

I'd teach you how to knit, yeah.

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you'd do that?! what do i owe yuo for it please i'll pay anything

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[Oh, he did not plan for this.]

Teach me all about Santa Claus

And I’ll teach you about knitting.

Is that okay?

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that's all? are you sure im not ripping you off like that?

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Honestly? No idea.

I don’t even know what Santa Claus is… He’s not a kami, but you all believe in him and he’s associated with something as miraculous as a flying sled?

Humans can fly fast enough to go around the world in such a short time

What is he?

He must be powerful.

I could learn from him.

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uMMMM

its a bit more complicated than that. kinda. sorta.

[ STALLING MEASURES... aka running to ryoko in a panic because she suddenly feels like she is holding a very delicate little heart in her hands that could shatter at any moment if she breathes wrong ]

do you like parfaits? that diner that's always open has really delicious ones and i want one

[ extending the clock!!! ]

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[He takes the bait.]

Is that okay??

You’d hang out with me for real??