mailbox

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 Wow, look at this empty page!

Have an inbox for Taiga at Starsand!  Fascinating, right?  It looks very professional and cool.

Comments

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Hmm? Send a sketchy looking text by "mistake" so the other person misinterprets it, all so you can hit them with a "haha jk its joke" and pretend like it never happened? That's one topic, isn't it?

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ah

No, Starnet's malfunctioning.

Why the heck would I call myself "messiahcomplex"

That's not even true

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[ Taiga hadn't actually noticed the usernames until now, which was maybe for the best? Is it better to be angry over her username, or whatever was going on here? ]

hmm.

sometimes it kinda fits you.

[loveedition]

You

You think so??

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You actually want an answer to that one?

[loveedition]

nevermind.

anyway.

I promise this wasn't actually intentional? I was giving Yuuto a hard time about this earlier...

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I hope you realise how stupid that sounds, coming from you. [ Sorry, Yuuto. ]

Whatever. You'd come up with a better excuse than that flimsy, soggy bullshit.

[loveedition]

I'm helping Inaba-san write a game. A visual novel.

Yuuto accidentally sent me a text about mood music for kissing.

I thought something really stupid was happening.

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a.... visual novel.

does yuuto even know you dont kiss ur friends??????

[ THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION. ]

[loveedition]

Is that bad?

...trust me, I think he does. He hasn't tried to kiss me yet.

[ Which is why he still walks among the living. ]

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ok good

its not BAD but have u even played a visual novel?

dont they like.
do more
than just
yknow...

kissing?

[loveedition]

[ there's a ten minute pause. she's probably left inaba's house at this point, and is now just staring at her phone. ]

huh.

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they make them for horny losers. did u not know that?

[ taiga????????????? ]

[loveedition]

[ .................................. ]

I'm resigning.

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oh my god you really didnt know

[loveedition]

All of the visual novels Nagato-san played were innocent! At least, I'm pretty sure they were! The ones I caught over her shoulder were?!

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id hope she had the decency to not play those ones with u around

[loveedition]

uuuuuu........

My little girl keeps growing up so fast, playing naughty games behind my back.

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what are you, her mom??? why are you so weird???

[loveedition]

Huh?

It's not weird! I just looked over her like a mother would?

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thats the weird part!

[loveedition]

Ah...

I didn't think a lot of it when they called me "mom" from time to time...

[ Suzumiya-san even called her 'grandma' once?! ]

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ok
THAT fits you better than messiawahtever

did u figure out what do to for dinner yet

un: mom

[loveedition]

I guess so. I was thinking of making hamburger steak with a few veggies.

[ her name changed... ]

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um

did u do that on purpose?
if u think IM gonna call u mom uhhhh
no thanks